10 Things to Do Before Taking a Vegas Vacation

1. Your laundry.

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Whether because you didn’t get around to it this weekend, you need fresh underwear or because your mom can’t help herself and bought you (instead of herself!) a bunch of new clothes.

2. Treat yourself to a manicure/pedicure.

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I don’t know if this has ever happened to you, but when I get a bajillion pedicures in a row, this thing where my toenails turn kind of white and brittle-looking (TMI, right?) happens. Basically, the nail polish dries your nails out. I’ve been going polish-less for a few months to give my nails a break and was more than ready for a fresh coat of paint.

3. Eat a lot of salad.

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Because Lord knows I won’t be eating any when I get to Sin City.

4. Get your sunglasses a tune up.

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It’s going to be in the upper 90’s while we’re in Vegas and I imagine we will be out walking the strip in the sun a lot, so I made sure to get the screws on my sunglasses tightened this past weekend. For some reason (that may or may not have something to do with me not having a case and just letting my sunglasses float around in my messy purse…), my sunglass screws always loosen up. When we were in Jamaica, they were so bad that they wouldn’t even stay on my face. Not ideal when you’re on a sunny vacation.

5. Buy some fun new shoes.

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Okay, I thought I hated Toms, but I bought some of these crotched ones for both my sister and Hannah for each of their birthdays and somehow, I started to like them. I just picked up a pair for myself, so now we can all wear them and be disgustingly cute and matchy.

6. Sleep as little as possible to prepare your body for late nights.

Which turns out, is really easy if your significant other likes to make noises like he believes his throat is suddenly closing up every time he tries to go to sleep. I’m allowed to put a pillow over his face, right?

7. Listen to the Beatles radio station non-stop to get yourself in the mood for Beatles Cirque du Soleil.

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SO.INCREDIBLY.EXCITED.!

8. Go on a long run and tell yourself it negates all the calories in alcohol you will consume in 4 days.

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9. Be adamant that you are NOT getting married while you’re there.

BOTH of my parents have been married in Vegas (and I don’t mean to each other), but despite what my co-workers think, Joey and I will not be doing the same. I can’t vouch for anyone else though!

10. Relax!

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I like to get all stressed with things I “have” to do before vacation, i.e. laundry, packing, cleaning up my apartment so I don’t come home to a dump, but starting vacation early by relaxing and having fun the night before is where it’s at.

Viva Las Vegas!

Spring Break in Arizona by iPhone

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Pre-flight libations.  

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Note the remaining time.  And this was about 6 hours into downloading Argo.  We still haven’t watched it.

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First stop in Arizona.  Naturally.

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Our rental car was a mini van.  Joey is now convinced that this will be his next car.

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Saturday night dinner.  Mushroom pizza, salad with a million croutons and beer.

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World Baseball Classic.  Italy vs. USA.  ‘Merica pulled out the win!

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Joey and his family take pickleball very seriously.

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Rockies Spring Training game with my friend and Arizona resident Zach.  The Rockies did not even care that it was my first Spring Training game and decided to lose. 

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Hiking in the desert.  

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See that rock in the very top right corner?  Yeah we climbed up there.

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Literally the happiest I’ve ever seen Joey look.

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Green Chili Chicken Burgers on the grill for Joey’s brother, cousin and grandparents.  Burgers were a hit, but we may or may not have burnt those brawts to a crisp.  Oops.

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Realized the Nuggets were also in town and paid $45 each to sit in the nosebleeds.  Fun!

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Intense Shuffleboard tournament.  I can’t wait to be retired. 

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First In-N-Out burger (I only got a chocolate shake on our first trip there).  Complete with fries and a Coke.  I was underwhelmed by the food but overjoyed at how much cleaner/more professional it was than any other fast food place I’ve ever been to.

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Till next time, AZ!