My Golden Globe Nominations

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Temperatures have been in the teens (or single digits!) all weekend here in Colorado. To me, this translates to “only leave the house if absolutely necessary.” Which means, I only left to attend heated yoga (as a way to avoid watching football on Saturday) and to buy two bottles of wine.  Necessities, people.  Luckily, we had a giant puzzle and three seasons of Parenthood to occupy us. We made it through one and a half seasons so far and wow, what a funny but emotional show.

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Aaaaand, the Golden Globes are this weekend. I live for award show season! Reading the nominations, I always feel like I missed out on a bunch of good movies/shows. And then I think about all the movies/shows that I thought were good and weren’t nominated and feel like the Hollywood Foreign Press Association must have missed out on those.

If I were part of the HFPA, the winners would be:

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This is 40. Okay, so this wasn’t nominated and okay, in the end it was actually kind of depressing but I laughed so hard in some parts.  Lots of parts. And harder than I laughed at anything else I saw this year. That kind of comedy deserves some kind of award if you ask me.

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Anna Karenina. My mom asked me to see this with her and I expected to be kinda bored. Much to my delight, I loved it! It was so strange and enchanting and Russian (except for all those English accents) and it totally appealed to me. Kiera Knightly basically played herself but I thought the film itself was so well done.

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Leonardo DiCaprio and Christophe Waltz in Django. In my world, they are both allowed to win the same award. I’m still not sure if I’m completely sold on Django (made me cringe so much!) but these two were brilliant!

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Tom Hooper as director of Les Miserables. While I wish we could have cut out about half of the singing, I have to admit that Les Mis was incredibly well-directed. And what a massive undertaking. I think the director deserves some credit.

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Moonlight Kingdom. I was surprisingly delighted by this quirky little movie. The characters were amazing and I loved how wacky the plot was.

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Argo. Ben Affleck. So hunky. Oh right, and the movie was pretty good too. I had such a hard time categorizing this movie. I mean it’s so serious, but then there’s Alan Arkin and John Goodman adding some lighthearted humor and it’s a total winner, in my opinion.

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Shameless. Oh wait, also not nominated. Coincidentally, the season premiere is also on tonight and I will probably miss it just to watch the award show that didn’t recognize it.

Eye rolls for: anger over Robert DeNiro getting snubbed for Silver Linings Playbook, Russel Crowe in Les Mis, Denzel Washington in Flight, Taylor Swift for her song in the Hunger Games.

Also, Happy Birthday to my dad 🙂

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Are you watching the Golden Globes?

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Lessons from Les Mis

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Contrary to popular belief, French people actually all have English accents.

If you waste time eating sushi at Hapa and arrive 10 minutes late to a popular movie, on Friday, during winter, when there’s nothing better to do than see a movie, you will have to sit in the 3rd row.

If you sit in the 3rd row of a movie theater during a 3 hour-long movie, you will start to feel like you have the neck and back of an 80-year old and wonder what the actual 80-year old sitting two seats away feels like.

The length of the French Revolution is equivalent to what a 3 hour-long movie feels like. Which is a million years.

Helena Bonham Carter actually CANNOT pass up the opportunity to play a weird English woman with a cockney accent.

If you remove Anne Hathaway’s hair, her neck grows 3 sizes.

If you’re sitting next to two girls who talk through the entire movie and who stop trying to keep quiet halfway through, the death stare in totally warranted.

Sasha Baron Cohen is funnier when he’s not trying to be ridiculous than when he is.

Russel Crowe is physically incapable of smiling.

The sun never shines in France.

If two characters are crawling through the sewer and are covered in human waste, it is not a good time to be having a laugh attack.

It is perfectly acceptable to sing all conversations and to insert Les Mis songs into every day life. Example: I tweeted a tweet in times gone byyyyyy.

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(If that picture doesn’t make you laugh, you aren’t human.)

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Have you seen/read/heard/performed in Les Mis?

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